Monday, June 15, 2009

Reason #347 Why You Wish You Were An Amazon

Amazon (ăm'uzon), in Greek mythology, one of a tribe of warlike women who lived in Asia Minor. The Amazons had a matriarchal society, in which women fought and governed while men performed the household tasks. Each Amazon had to kill a man before she could marry. It was believed that the Amazons cut off one breast in order to shoot and throw spears more effectively. Hippocrates describes them as: "They have no right breasts...for while they are yet babies their mothers make red-hot a bronze instrument constructed for this very purpose and apply it to the right breast and cauterize it, so that its growth is arrested, and all its strength and bulk are diverted to the right shoulder and right arm." (See breast ironing, a current practice in which breast growth is deliberately stunted.)They were celebrated warriors, believed to have been the first to use cavalry, and their conquests were said to have included many parts of Asia Minor, Phrygia, Thrace, and Syria. No men were permitted to have sexual encounters or reside in Amazon country; but once a year, in order to prevent their race from dying out, they visited the Gargareans, a neighbouring tribe. The male children who were the result of these visits were either killed, or sent back to their fathers or exposed in the wilderness to fend for themselves; the females were kept and brought up by their mothers, and trained in agricultural pursuits, hunting, and the art of war.

3 comments:

  1. Remind me never to make you mad. Ever.

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  2. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! My Amazon! BLOG ON, BABE!

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  3. Okay, I'm back again to say: HOW MUCH DO I FREAKING LOVE THAT YOU PUT MATH TEACHERS AS AN NTEREST IN YOUR PROFILE?!?! You kill me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D

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